Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Ring, ring.
Janiece: "Is Jay Cross there?"
"Does he know you?"
Janiece: "This is a courtesy call from SBC, your phone company."
"Okay, this is Jay."
Janiece: "We just wanted to know when you were going to pay your bill so that we don't have to send you a disconnect notice."
"How overdue are we?"
Janiece: "Thirty days."
"I've been a customer for 31 years, and you are threatening to cut off my service because I'm a month overdue?"
Janiece: "This is just a courtesy call, sir."
"I'll tell my wife. She pays our bills."
Janiece: "And when can we expect your payment?"
"Hrrumpf. You'll have to ask her, Janiece."
Janiece: "This is just a courtesy call, sir. Thanks for using your service in California."
[Thought: gotta use Skype and GoogleTalk more often.]
Janiece: "Is Jay Cross there?"
"Does he know you?"
Janiece: "This is a courtesy call from SBC, your phone company."
"Okay, this is Jay."
Janiece: "We just wanted to know when you were going to pay your bill so that we don't have to send you a disconnect notice."
"How overdue are we?"
Janiece: "Thirty days."
"I've been a customer for 31 years, and you are threatening to cut off my service because I'm a month overdue?"
Janiece: "This is just a courtesy call, sir."
"I'll tell my wife. She pays our bills."
Janiece: "And when can we expect your payment?"
"Hrrumpf. You'll have to ask her, Janiece."
Janiece: "This is just a courtesy call, sir. Thanks for using your service in California."
[Thought: gotta use Skype and GoogleTalk more often.]
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